“Look, sometimes I go play chess in the park. And the key to chess…okay, I play online. But the key to chess…okay it’s Angry Birds! But the key to Angry Birds is to always try to see every possible outcome..And to hit some pigs with rocks or something. I don’t know, I don’t play. I can’t get it to download.”

(Source: dontforgettherobot, via thinkingddude)