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“Would you just stay with me?”
“Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we’re already fighting.”
“Well that’s what we do. We fight. You tell me when I’m being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you’re being a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I’m not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a two-second rebound rate then you’re back doing the next pain in the ass thing.”
“So what?”
“So it’s not gonna be easy, it’s gonna be really hard, and we’re gonna have to work at this everyday but I wanna do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me, everyday.”
Gets to me everytime.
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“Look, sometimes I go play chess in the park. And the key to chess…okay, I play online. But the key to chess…okay it’s Angry Birds! But the key to Angry Birds is to always try to see every possible outcome..And to hit some pigs with rocks or something. I don’t know, I don’t play. I can’t get it to download.”
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